Posted by Jeremy on January 22, 2019 at 01:57 PM CST
Joining the long list of classy odours that Lucasfilm has licensed over the years is the Death Star eau de toilette spray. Priced AU$29.99 and only available from Chemist Warehouse, this Australian exclusive "smells fantastic and has been carefully formulated for the Star Wars fan!" With a blend of marine accord, lemon, baby leaf, satsuma mandarin, mineral accord, ambergris, gulac wood, oakmoss and patchouli it's sure to cover up the incredible smell of your trash compactor or mask the lingering niff of Sith. Feel free to come up with your own gags - I'm working on something to do with "odouraan" right now.

NEW IN THE PHOTO ARCHIVE:
Probe
Droid
Poll
With the announcement of the classic Kenner inspired Retro Collection, our ever-loving reprogrammed Imperial Probe Droid is tasked to weigh interest in the production of animated Holiday Special and Droids action figures.
Just Screen Accurate C-3PO & R2-D2 To Properly Complete The Original Line.
Yes! Screen Accurate Only Please!
Yes! Screen Accurate Colorways On classic Kenner Style Sculpts
I Might Get A Few...
No Interest
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