Everyone knows The 12 Days of Christmas, but what about The 12 Days of Christmas Force-Cast style? Well, that's because you haven't written it yet. Just write your own, unique, 12 Days of Christmas song incorporating some of the recurring features, jokes, bad impressions and technical glitches that you've come to expect from the Force-Cast. The best submission will win something really cool. How cool, you ask? Well, get writing and maybe you'll find out. Send your 12 Days of Christmas Force-Cast Style to podcast@theforce.net, subject line "12 Days of Christmas." Oh, and please include your full mailing address in case we pick you to be the winner. Winners will be judged based on originality and mad rhyming skills.

Here, I'll start you off...

On the first day of Christmas, the Force-Cast gave to me...

You do the rest! And hurry... the deadline is Monday, December 15th!