Today's
classic Kenner Photo Archive update is an uplifting tale about a man living in a world that feared and hated him. When little Timmy “
Walrus Man” Malone was in elementary school he was harassed constantly. If the taunts about his flippers, ghastly complexion, and silly super-hero-esque costumes weren’t enough, he had to deal with a mouth that resembled a monkey’s behind. Needless to say, he quickly dropped out of school (not that he would have ever been prom king) and started hanging out with no-goodnicks. Thankfully, in a skirmish that lost him an arm, he saw the light and is working hard to make up for a lifetime of alienation. Way to go Timmy!
